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i still laughcry in my mind every time i remember how cylva spends an entire side questline hyping you about this wicked villain who should be put to death but was spared by her friend and that show of love and mercy undid her. and then she literally goes offscreen to get all dressed up dramatically and show back up before wol and go “and that villain…. was me” and then when wol is just like ‘uhh ok lol. not killing you though’ shes literally like MAN COME ON NOT YOU TOO
It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
This man is a legend.
warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind
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okay but this is a power move above any other
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